If you should go down to the farm
You risk your life, you chance your arm
Hazards all around
Spring up from the ground
I do suggest that you stay calm
There's a barn of hay
Where the children play
They'll throw a bale down, no alarm
The farmer has a dog or two
Watch out because your leg they'll chew
Pigs are there who'll fly
Out of the pig sty
Don't go too close to them, would you?
Then he has some geese
There are no geese-police
They'll break your leg, tell me what's new